Remember ‘Keeping up with the Jones?’ It was that all-pervasive need to acquire whatever, whenever so you wouldn’t fall behind the materialistic bar set by the nonexistent Jones couple down the street. Well apparently Jonesy passed away quietly somewhere along the line, perhaps a victim of the implosion of the real estate bubble. But fear…
Lighterside – Paul Bianchina
Round, Black & Really Expensive
Unfortunately, for the most part I happen to enjoy shopping. I say unfortunately because, well, for one thing I’m a guy, and we’re not really supposed to like that kinda thing, and for another, for some unknown reason, shopping tends to cost money. Money I don’t usually have a lot of. I also say “for…
Investing is Easier Than it Looks
I know a lot of people, myself included, fret about the ups and downs of the stock market, and how it might affect their finances or their ability to retire – or stay retired. I’ve also become aware that a lot people simply don’t understand how the markets work, and this is adding to their…
A Sad but True American Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, long, long ago, a young couple met. His name was Ronnie Republican. Her name was Debbie Democrat. Ronnie and Debbie came from different backgrounds. They had nothing in common. They didn’t respect each other. They didn’t even like each other. And yet, as relationships sometimes evolve, they decided to move in…
Confessions of A Conversational Target
I’m a pretty good listener. I think most writers are. We’re naturally curious about other people, about the things around us. But unfortunately, there’s a potentially lethal occupational hazard to good listening. You become a Conversational Target. Most people, I’ve found, like to talk. They like to talk a whole lot more than they like…
Tracing Origins Valentine’s Day
January 11, 1922. The back room of Values at Tiny’s General Store, somewhere in America. “What’s the matter Boss? Why the long face?” “Oh, it’s all this-here inventory I’m stuck with,” Tiny complained. “Sales were slow over Christmas, I’ve got all this darn c y that didn’t sell. I still got me four cases a’…
Cell Phone Ban? The Swallow 9000 Rescue!
December 13, 2011: The National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB) today called for a ban on all cell phone use by drivers. The federal agency said its decision was based on a decade-long investigation into “distraction-related accidents”. The NTSB also urged states to ban all h s-free devices, including wireless headsets. The board said that their…
Congress? We’ll Be Alright Without ‘Em
‘Twas the night before Christmas, throughout the realm,It seemed there was no one, in charge at the helm.The stockings were hung, the tree was alight,While all of DC, seemed unaware of our plight. The children were nestled, in bed for the night,While the politicians settled in, to keep up the fightThe population be damned, was…
You’re Never Too Old for Rubber Socks
Recognizing that the birthday numbers are getting larger, body parts are locking up or falling off with disturbingly increased regularity, lately I’ve been finding myself paying more more attention to those “one of these days I’d like to…” kinds of things. One of those was hiking through a portion of Zion National Park known…
TV – It’s All About The Balance
So, did you spend part of last night slowly killing yourself?The fall TV season in now in full swing, if, like me, you spent any of last evening engrossed in any part of it, that’s exactly what you were doing. At least that’s what we’re now being told. According to some interesting Australian lifestyle data,…